Hunty Magic Erin Bananas

I LOVE MY LITTLE MAN EVEN THOUGH HE WAKES ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND IS OCCASIONALLY A BASTARD
He is NOT a big boy he is a LITTLE MAN!!
Ginga Ninja. my little Ranga!!!
At the time of writing this, he just clawed through my finger,
so he has been sent to the dunny. The poopshittorium, if you are so cheesed.

Sometimes, I feel like i'm as busy as a cat burying his eloquently dunked "plop-", his darling duece, within a chunk of actual poopity scoopiting concrete, but then I realise that a cat would not bother to bury, and would instead sunbathe while rolling around in said kitty witty brown geccky chew, using it as tanning lotion.